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roryink:

nerdiegirlie:

when they were prepping me for the surgery the nurse put one of those cloth hats over my head to keep the hair out of my face

she said “here’s your party hat”

and i was already trippin balls so I said 

"yaAAY paaaarty"

and wiggled around on the table like a gleeful slug

i think about this post sometimes and it makes me grin like a dope


metaknighty:

youre a 10 and i look like im 10




kelekelo:

megapyon:

ʖ haha got ur nose

( ͡° _  ͡°)


clesktop:

when your friend does something embarrassing in public

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feat:

”are they ignoring me or did their message just fail to send” - a novel by me 


pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker


realitytvgifs:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got

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