PT

spicy-vagina-tacos:

i need to get fucked by something other than my life


avolating:

If u have never mentally claimed food and gotten really angry when someone takes it, you are lying


guy:

*seductively rubs laptop screen to get rid of speck of dirt*



heartless:

acne is so rude like hi bitch i didn’t ask you to invade my skin thanks though for being a piece of shit 


wifibox:

highlight of my day

image


meladoodle:

juilan:

My ears. They are ringing.

are u gonna answer em



relahvant:

asktheteamofscientists:

hobgoblinhero:

danadies:

yes-master-thank-you-master:

The Kum and Go. Or as my mom called it, the ejaculate and evacuate.

Jizz and jet

shoot and scoot

blow your load and hit the road

bust ya nut and off ya strut